I've you experienced the long queue at ATM points these days? I wonder where the recession everyone keep shouting about is coming from.
Yesterday afternoon, I tried to check if I still have some money in my account. After staying in the queue behind a guy for about 45 minutes, a girl walked up to me and said, "Please sir, I'm in front of your back."
Out of annoyance, I replied, "Come and stay in the center of my front!"