General Jokes
This morning, Akpos' Landlord was complaining that Eazy had impregnated his daughter. .As Akpos over-heard the landlord shouting, he came out of his apartment and asked the...
On a bus going from Ibadan to Lagos, the phone of a girl sitting close to me rang she picks it and said "Honey, I'm in a bus going to Abuja for the burial, I'll call you when I...
A husband and his wife were waiting at the bus stop with their 8 children. A blind man joins them a few minutes later. When the bus arrived, they found it to be overloaded and...
A prostitute sued a man to court for rape.Judge to prostitute: So when did you realize you were raped? Prostitute [wiping away tears]: When the cheque bounced!
Akpors, John and Rukewe were stranded in the Sahara desert, when they saw a bottle of Wine. They were so happy because they hadn't taken a drink in days.They decided to share the...
WIFE: Honey before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry.HUSBAND: Yes, and?WIFE: How come you don't do it anymore?HUSBAND: Have you ever seen a fisherman...
AKPOS: I cleaned my computer and it's broken!TECHNICIAN: What did you clean it with?AKPOS: Soap and water.TECHNICIAN: You are not supposed to use water near a computer!AKPOS: I...
This conversation takes place between a father and son... SON: Daddy one of my friends insulted you.FATHER: What did your friend say?SON: He said you do bark like a dog.FATHER:...
A three years old boy walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office.He inquisitively asks the lady "Why is your stomach so big?"She replied...
Caro was walking down the road when Akpos passed by holding a Pig.CARO: What are you doing with this goat walking on the street.AKPOS: [Laughing] Silly you its not a goat its a...