General Jokes
A psychotherapist, who just moved his shop into a new town, was having a booming business since he started. His business was booming, he could now afford to have a proper shop...
An Economics teacher was explaining something in the class...TEACHER: ... For example, Akpos was poor...AKPOS: I can't be poor.TEACHER: That's why I said for example.AKPOS: Even...
An American tourist was in Kenya on an expendition. He entered a boat and midway into the journey, he asked the boat guy a question, "Do you know Biology, Psychology, Geography,...
KWAME: Why are you tip toe-ing in front of the Pharmacy?AKPOS: I don't want to wake the sleeping pills..
A dog ran into a cow meat butcher's shop and grabbed a meat bone off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognised the dog as belonging to a neighbour of his. The neighbour...
Kwame Nkrumah came out from prison and became the president of Ghana.Nelson Mandela came out from prison and became the president of South Africa.Obasanjo came out from prison and...
Akpo came back home from school very hungry and headed straight to the kitchen. He saw a plate of rice with a big meat covered. He took the meat and ate it voraciously, licking...
HUSBAND: Honey!WIFE: Yea sweetheart.HUSBAND: I want to go on a lion hunt.WIFE: Okay, be careful out there2 minutes later...WIFE: I thought you left.HUSBAND: The scary dog is at...
KWAME: Akpos why are you writing this letter so slow?AKPOS: Because the person going to read it cannot read fast.
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.She said, "I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds."I bought her a bathroom scale.