General Jokes
One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, "Have you anything to cure hiccups?" The chemist asked him to turn round and suddenly gave him a hard slap on the back. The man...
A pregnant woman was involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she...
Two men were out fishing, when they found a lamp floating in the water. One of the men picked it up and rubbed it, causing a genie to explode from the lamp. Unfortunately, it was...
A bat in my village flew into a cave where all the other bats were living in. The bat had blood all over his face and this was noticed by the rest. They were insanely jealous as...
A boy after spending a great time with his girlfriend, saw a man's picture in her bag. So he asked"Is he your ex-boy friend?" The girl hissed and replied "No dear, that was me...
Akpos : One tyre of a Bugatti Veryron costs N5,000,000. Dear Lord, unlike most people, I just want to wake up on a Bugatti tyre. No Pressure."
An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Akpos coming. Akpos had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Akpos:GRANDFATHER:...
JUDGE: Now then, please tell me what are the charges against you? AKPOS: I was caught shopping very early...JUDGE: That doesn't seem like an offence to me... What do you mean by "...
Akpos' next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family to come...
KWAME: Dude, why do you want to swallow a magnet?AKPOS: My wife says I'm not ATTRACTIVE again...