General Jokes
A pilot announced, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggages must be thrown out."A little later, the pilot says, "We're still losing altitude, we must...
A man just got back to the country from London and was looking for a girl to get down tonight with. His friend introduced a girl to him and they both planned to meet each other...
There was once a man that called himself the great thief. He went to a computer trade fair in Badagry, Lagos State. Every day, as he entered, he said to the guard at the door, "I...
Akpos in his first trial as a lawyer in a murder trial, he was the defence attorney and was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the...
A husband and his wife were arguing on who is more scared between the both of them.After a long argument, they decided to ask their two kids.The first Kid, Junior, says, "Dad is...
The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you...
Three men at a bar were discussing a certain woman who was having trouble getting pregnant.The first man says, She must be impregnable.The second man says, Shes probably...
A young man on a flashy car visited to a restaurant where Akpos works as a waiter and orders for soup. Five minutes, Akpos came out with the soup and this was the conversation...
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know...