General Jokes

Akpors found a bottle on the beach. He rubbed it and, sure enough, out popped a genie. "I will grant you three wishes," said the Genie. "But there's a catch." "What catch?" he...

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the Gents. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I SPAT IN THIS...

Here is a conversation between three men about elections in their respective countries: 1ST MAN (An American):In my country, the winner of an election is announced a five hours...

Two men planned to run away from the psychiatric hospital. They started planning and agreed that they will go to the gate, beat up the watchman, open the gate and run away. When...

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong. "What's that brass gong for?" asked the...

Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't...

AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!OPERATOR: Where is your...

Akpos and his friend Taku were discussing about their future while walking along the road.TAKU: This Lagos is big and beautiful o.AKPOS: Yes o, just like London.TAKU: Well I know...

Akpos goes to a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me a condom? I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!" The...

John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive...