General Jokes
Two gentlemen, Akpos and Nkosi were interviewed and were called back after some time for results and job briefing. Results showed that both scored 90 percent. Surprisingly, only...
A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the...
While eating lunch, a husband, his wife and their son, the son was eating roughly and the following conversation took place between the father and his son.FATHER: You're eating...
On one sunny afternoon, Qois decided to go hunting and shot 3 springbok, a game warden who hated hunters pulled Qois over and looked at the three bucks in the back of his bakkie...
Fellow 1: "Now my grandfather, he knew the exact day of the year that he was going to die. It was the right year too. Not only that, but he knew what time he would die that day,...
A man saw a notice board in the middle of a river, he tried to read it, but couldn't, so he swam to the board in the middle of the river and read "DANGER CROCODILES INSIDE, PLEASE...
FOREIGN MOVIES TEACH US:1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu.2. More than 50% of U.S population are FBI / CIA agents, working undercover.3. The...
A naked lady ran into Okoro's taxi. She told the driver where she was going. Okoro didn't start the car but he was just starring at the woman over and over again. The lady looked...
Akpos goes to a store for groceries. He finds cat food at a very special low price. He buys a dozen cans of cat food. The manager sees this and thinks that Akpos probably doesn't...
AKPOS: Please, send an ambulance fast! My friend just had an accident. He's bleeding from the nose and ears, and I think both of his legs are broken!OPERATOR: Where is your...