General Jokes
A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane. The man turned to him and said, "Let's talk".KID: Ok, what do we talk about?MAN [making fun of the kid]: How about nuclear power?KID...
Two gentlemen, Akpos and Nkosi were interviewed and were called back after some time for results and job briefing. Results showed that both scored 90 percent. Surprisingly, only...
A drunk, totally bankrupt due to his depressing addiction to alcohol, promised to quit and started throwing empty bottles out of his house. He threw the first bottle and said, "I...
Wife hit her husband with frying pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and...
I was driving down the street when a police man stop my car and immediately opened the door enter and jammed it.As usual he wanted to collect "roja"money from me...Then sudenly he...
Two young boys were plucking oranges from a tree belonging to an old man, they heard him coming their way and ran away with the ones they had. While the boys tried to run into the...
On one sunny afternoon, Qois decided to go hunting and shot 3 springbok, a game warden who hated hunters pulled Qois over and looked at the three bucks in the back of his bakkie...
A man came back early from work and caught his wife with another man in bed WIFE: Why are you home so early? MAN: Who is he!!?WIFE...
Akpos was given a leave from his office, so he decided to go and spend the leave with his friend in America. On getting there, the friend took him out to see places and the last...