General Jokes

Akpos' sister Bimbo took a rope to commit sucide AKPOS: Ah ah bimbo y d rope. BIMBO: I wan hang myself jor! AKPOS: Why all the makeups then. BIMBO: Are you mad, don't you know my...

(1) One of the identical twins is born evil!(2) While defusing a bomb don't worry about which wire to cut, you will always choose the right one!(3) A hero will show no pain while...

Interviewer: Where were you born?Akpos: Punjab.Interviewer: Which part?Akpos: What do you mean which part? The whole body was born in Punjab.

Akpos: Go out and water the plants.Servant: Sir, rain is already falling.Akpos: Take umbrella and go

Three drunk men stopped a taxi. The driver noticed they were heavily drunk as he opened the door for them to enter. Wanting to play a trick on the drunk men to make fast money, he...

AKPOS: I Have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Yahoo, Tumblr, Msn, Skype and G-Talk.FRIEND: Dude, do you have a life?AKPOS: OMG! No! Send me the link.

TEACHER: Why did Zain change to Airtel? AKPOS: Bcos Yoruba people kept calling it 'Sane'

Akpos at an Art galleryAKPOS: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?ART DEALER: I beg your pardon sir, that is a mirror!

AKPOS: My Memory is so bad!OCHUKO: How bad is it?AKPOS: How bad is what?

Akpos' wife had just given birth to a babyAKPOS: Guess what it is?FRIEND: A boy!AKPOS: No, guess again.FRIEND: A girl!AKPOS: Ah! who told you?