General Jokes
Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him "sir can I help you open the door?" Akpos said "don't worry, just help me hold the...
Akpos was being chased by two men for one of his numerous crimes. Akpos ran into d forest and d men followed him. Akpos got into the forest and climbed a tree. The two men got to...
Imagine this conversation...Chichi: Do you smoke?Akpos: Yes....Chichi: How many packs a day?Akpos: 3 packs.Chichi: How much per pack?Akpos: N200.Chichi: And how long have you been...
Akpos won a lottery of 10 million dollars, after claiming the money, he buried the cash at the foot of a tree, and took a picture of the tree. He then boarded a flight to london,...
TO:Bill Gates MicrosoftFrom: AkposSubject: Problems with my new computer.Dear Mr Bill Gates,We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to...
Akpos returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was sograteful but when she looked inside the purse, she got confused and said,"but I had just a single note of...
Akpos, a driver who survived in a tragic accident which rendered 50 people dead at Lagos-Ibadan Express Way was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation.Here...
Akpos' sister Bimbo took a rope to commit sucide AKPOS: Ah ah bimbo y d rope. BIMBO: I wan hang myself jor! AKPOS: Why all the makeups then. BIMBO: Are you mad, don't you know my...
Akpos gets pulled over for speeding 88mph in a 45 zone. The cop asks for his drivers license and Akpos says, "I'm sorry officer, but my license was suspended after my 5th Accident...
(1) One of the identical twins is born evil!(2) While defusing a bomb don't worry about which wire to cut, you will always choose the right one!(3) A hero will show no pain while...