General Jokes
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a christian school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the...
Imagine if the three wise men were women:They would have presented gifts such as pampers, feeding bottle, napkins, 'Akamu' (pap), cerelac and so on.After leaving, one would have...
There once was a powerful Japanese emperor who needed a new chief samurai. So he sent out a declaration throughout the entire known world that he was searching for a chief.A year...
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
I was telling this girl about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs..."Really?" she said, "Go on then... try." After about thirty seconds of...
Do you remember:Those days when we went to school, lined up and the headmistress and teachers inspect our nails and uniform, then we match to our classrooms? The days of 'Nasco...
A boarding student slept off during the night classes and was locked out of the dormitory. As he walks round the dormitory trying to figure a way to get in, he meets another boy...
Date: 14th Feb, 2015Ticket: PVCKick off: 10AMVenue: Estadio D' Polling Booths (Capacity: 68million)Referee: Attahiru JegaChampion - PDP FC:Formation: 5-3-2.As the Defending...
A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich bird behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The man says, ''A hamburger, fries and a coke,'' and turns to the...