General Jokes
Yesterday, I was sitting in the church, and it was time for offering so the offering basket was passed around. Despite the Pastor's charge for good offering, I still hurriedly and...
A lawyer was driving late at night when a policeman stopped him.POLICE: Sir, where are you coming from?LAWYER: Somewhere or anywhere.POLICE: Okay, who're you?LAWYER: Somebody or...
AKPOS: What's your contribution?CALLER: There is this lady I wanted in my life, shortly after my NYSC, but all my effort proved abortive. She wouldn't pick my calls, she would...
PATIENT: Doc, please help me, I've tried all my possible best to have a baby but nothing works. What should I do?DOCTOR: Well, I think your problem could be hereditary. Did your...
AKPOS: I'm dreaming to be rich... Just like my father.MUSA: Is ur father rich?AKPOS: No, he's dreaming too.
Why do Wealthy Nigerians keep their money in Switzerland, go to Germany or india when they are sick, go to America to invest, go to London to buy Mansions, go to dubai to shop,...
An old woman went into the Bank of America to deposit $250,000. Because of the large sum, the president of the bank was summoned.The president asked, "Madam, how did you come upon...
VACANCY!!! Job Vacancy!!! A Zoo in Abuja FCT needs someone to bath lions, take care of Tigers, brush Crocodiles' teeth and feed Snakes.PAYMENT is (2) Two Million Naira per week...
Excerpts taken from court proceedings that's really silly and funny too. These are actually things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by...
PETER: James, why did you stop coming to my house?JAMES: Your grandma said she has a crush on me! PETER: And then what happened?JAMES: I forgot the road to your house.