General Jokes

1. Santa comes to you, you go to Father Xmas.2. Gifts from Santa are free, you pay for gifts from Father Xmas.3. Santa's gifts are properly wrapped, Father Xmas' gifts are in a...

DOG: How come I have never seen you people making love in public? CAT: Do you want humans to copy our style like they did to yours?

After having sex, Akpos and his girlfriend were gisting in his room when she suddenly asked him a silly question:...

A man was driving a car...A fat lady on a scooty overtook him. The man shouted: "Hey Cow..."The lady turned back and shouted: "You donkey, idiot, stupid monkey."Suddenly, she had...

There's a reason to read the Bible. If your Generator is malfunctioning; read GENESIS. If you have problems with calculations; read NUMBERS. If you want to stop taking herbs; read...

Akpos was having a snack of BREAD and JAM when an American man, CHUCKLING CHEWING GUM, sits downnext to him. He ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation....

INSPECTOR: Good afternoon sir, may I see your TV licence?AKPOS: I do not have a TV, that means I do not have a licence.INSPECTOR: But I saw an aerial on top of your rooftop?AKPOS...

Akpos and his friend, Kwame where coming from school. Suddenly, they saw a burning fire. Akpos thought of something stupid and said:AKPOS: Kwame. If you can put your ring finger...

The Military in found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement, a bonus of $1,000 for...

Akpos was completely taken aback when he set his eyes on beautiful Angelina wriggling past his street with her robust generous chest and plenty bottom. His 'mumu button' was...