General Jokes
Two missionaries in Africa get apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and leave them there. A few...
A pedestrian was walking along the road. He wanted to cross over, so he used the side which has a zebra sign and a caution ZEBRA CROSSING boldly written on the floor even though...
Two mentally disturbed men Akpos and Kwame decided they must go to school. They collected old books and went to sit under the tree pretending it was a school. The following day,...
POLICEMAN: Sir, why did you set those vehicles on fire. AKPOS: Because my doctor said I should burn more "Car-Lorries".
The phone rings and a little voice quickly answers the phone, "Hello." The salesman on the other end of the line asks, "Is your mother there?" The little voice replies, "Yes, but...
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is Kenyan, one is South-African, one is Nigerian, and the last one is a Ghanian. The Kenyan walks to the ledge and says, "...
Becky was walking down a residential street, when she noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his veranda. She called out to him as she passed. "Good afternoon! I couldn't...
A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: Its a girl. Shes my daughter. A: Oh, Im sorry, sir. I didnt know that you were her...
POLICE: Why did you steal his watch?THIEF: I didn't steal it, he gave it to me!POLICE: When did he give it to you?THIEF: When I showed him the gun!
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his boss:BOSS: Akpos, I saw you arguing with the customer that just left. I have told you before that the customer is always...