General Jokes
A thief was about to steal in a corner shop in a notorious suburb (the suburb is notorious for viciously beating thieves and other criminals to a pulp) of Lagos state, but...
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross...
One day, Akpos drives his date up to a lonely and secluded area and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as he makes his move."I'm a prostitute." Akpos thinks...
Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious-looking dog.As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, "Come on in,...
John and Akpos were arguing whose father was stronger. John said, "My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who...
Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry:MOTHER: Akpos, you are back? AKPOS: Yes mum.MOTHER: What were you taught in school today?AKPOS: Agriculture.MOTHER: Which topic?...
Akpos sees lot of guys running on the highway. He asks a pedestrian, "Whore those guys?"THE PEDESTRIAN: A Marathon race is going on.AKPOS: What do they get from that?PEDESTRIAN:...
One day, a Rabbit was running around the forest happily when he saw a giraffe smoking marijuana, "Hey" he said to the giraffe, "why do you do this to yourself my friend? Just run...
I was walking down the street sometime ago, then I saw a beautiful Bentley parked on the side way. I stopped for a minute to stare and admire it.Just then I saw a Beautiful hot...