General Jokes
A thief was about to steal in a corner shop in a notorious suburb (the suburb is notorious for viciously beating thieves and other criminals to a pulp) of Lagos state, but...
One day while jogging, a man noticed two tennis balls lying by the side of the road. He picked the balls up, put them in his pocket and proceeded on his way. Waiting at the cross...
I went to the supermarket to pick something to eat and as I was walking down the isle, I noticed this man staring at me. I looked at him and kept walking to the front counter to...
Akpos goes over to see his neighbour who has a very ferocious-looking dog.As Akpos approaches the door, the dog begins to bark wildly and his neighbour says to him, "Come on in,...
One day, Akpos drives his date up to a lonely and secluded area and parks. "I have to be honest with you" the woman says as he makes his move."I'm a prostitute." Akpos thinks...
Akpos is right back from school, tired and hungry:MOTHER: Akpos, you are back? AKPOS: Yes mum.MOTHER: What were you taught in school today?AKPOS: Agriculture.MOTHER: Which topic?...
John and Akpos were arguing whose father was stronger. John said, "My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who...
I was walking down the street sometime ago, then I saw a beautiful Bentley parked on the side way. I stopped for a minute to stare and admire it.Just then I saw a Beautiful hot...
There were three guys, Thambo, Gyan and Akpos, they were all in the desert where they walked many miles. Finally they walked upon a lunchpack that someone lost while hiking in the...