General Jokes
The President of Nigeria, his Deputy, Mr Akpos and a former Miss World, Agbani Darego were travelling in a train.The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it got completely...
Akpos : One tyre of a Bugatti Veryron costs N5,000,000. Dear Lord, unlike most people, I just want to wake up on a Bugatti tyre. No Pressure."
An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Akpos coming. Akpos had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Akpos:GRANDFATHER:...
Akpos' next door neighbour had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Akpos' family to come...
A boy after spending a great time with his girlfriend, saw a man's picture in her bag. So he asked"Is he your ex-boy friend?" The girl hissed and replied "No dear, that was me...
JUDGE: Now then, please tell me what are the charges against you? AKPOS: I was caught shopping very early...JUDGE: That doesn't seem like an offence to me... What do you mean by "...
An American soldier serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train...
Akpos entered a fashion shop to buy a red shirt. At the shop, he discovered that there were only black shirts.AKPOS: I'm looking for a red shirt.SHOP ATTENDANT: There are only...
KWAME: Dude, why do you want to swallow a magnet?AKPOS: My wife says I'm not ATTRACTIVE again...
SOPHIE: Why are those two mentally ill people kissing each other? AKPOS: They are MADLY in love.