General Jokes
A young man on a flashy car visited to a restaurant where Akpos works as a waiter and orders for soup. Five minutes, Akpos came out with the soup and this was the conversation...
A six year old boy was visiting a fishing shop and the following dialogue ensued:KID: Sir do you have sardine packages? I feel hungry and wanna buy some.SELLER: Sorry ehn! This is...
Bubba dies in a fire and his body is pretty badly burnt. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Daryl and Gomer, to identify the body. Daryl arrives first, and when the...
Mr. Smith was sitting in a train at a station one morning, when he overheard a man discussing with another man. 'Thanks for d weeknd Charlie, i rily had a great tym. Ur wife is a...
Ochuko and Akpos were travelling to Enugu in the same bus. In the bus, Ochuko persistently reminded Akpos about the money Akpos was owing him, asking him when he will pay back....
A man sped past a stop sign one day, and a traffic officer spotted him. When the man was stopped, the following conversation arose:OFFICER: Didn't you see that red sign there that...
A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell...
Akpos escaped from Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. When he got home, he called the Psychiatric Hospital on phone and asked; "Is there any one in Room eight at Ward one?" The...
Akpos was having a problem with rats in his apartment. "Look man," he told a friend, "I've tried everything and those damn rats keep coming back." "I had the same thing man," his...
"Hello?" "Hello, is this the Nigeria Police?" I asked. A voice from the other end replied, "Yes. And asked, ''What do you want?" I replied, "I'm calling to report my neighbour...