General Jokes
BIKE MAN: Where are you going to?PROSTITUTE: I'm going to the mortuary. BIKE MAN: Sorry it's late, I can't drop you there except you pay me 3000 naira.PROSTITUTE: No problem, when...
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that...
A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg, a Hollywood movie director. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks...
A husband and his wife were arguing on who is more scared between the both of them.After a long argument, they decided to ask their two kids.The first Kid, Junior, says, "Dad is...
A signboard which reads "DO NOT URINATE HERE. OFFENDERS WILL BE FINED 500 NAIRA" was by a road side. A man was caught urinating at the exact spot by a police officer and their...
A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long. The bartender flips out and says, "Hey buddy, you gotta get that son of a bitch outta here. It's going to bite...
A man just got back to the country from London and was looking for a girl to get down tonight with. His friend introduced a girl to him and they both planned to meet each other...
There was once a man that called himself the great thief. He went to a computer trade fair in Badagry, Lagos State. Every day, as he entered, he said to the guard at the door, "I...
WARNING! A Deeply Intelligent JokeBanta is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey.Santa happens to come into the bar and sees him."Banta,"...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000. His bookkeeper is deaf.That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was...