General Jokes
A boy after spending a great time with his girlfriend, saw a man's picture in her bag. So he asked"Is he your ex-boy friend?" The girl hissed and replied "No dear, that was me...
Akpos : One tyre of a Bugatti Veryron costs N5,000,000. Dear Lord, unlike most people, I just want to wake up on a Bugatti tyre. No Pressure."
A man is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell...
An old man saw the class teacher of his grandson, Akpos coming. Akpos had not gone to school for two days. This is what transpired between the grandfather and Akpos:GRANDFATHER:...
"Hello?" "Hello, is this the Nigeria Police?" I asked. A voice from the other end replied, "Yes. And asked, ''What do you want?" I replied, "I'm calling to report my neighbour...
An American soldier serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train...
Akpos and Ngozi decided to celebrate their wedding anniversary with a trip to New York. Akpos went to the front desk to check them in while Ngozi stayed with the car. As he was...
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine??s Day. What do you think it means?""You??ll know tonight," he said.That...
DERMATOLOGIST: Good News my dear, after looking through your test results I'm happy to report you will no longer be plagued by pimples.GIRL: Wow! That's great! Why?DERMATOLOGIST:...
I was going to London for the very first time in my life. I went to the airport and sat down waiting for my flight. I looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight...