General Jokes
Akpos in his first trial as a lawyer in a murder trial, he was the defence attorney and was cross-examining the coroner:"Before you signed the death certificate, did you take the...
The Pope goes to New York, and gets picked up at the airport by a limousine. He looks at the beautiful car and says to the driver, "You know, I hardly ever get to drive. Would you...
A bat in my village flew into a cave where all the other bats were living in. The bat had blood all over his face and this was noticed by the rest. They were insanely jealous as...
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know...
JUDGE: Now then, please tell me what are the charges against you? AKPOS: I was caught shopping very early...JUDGE: That doesn't seem like an offence to me... What do you mean by "...
A six year old boy was visiting a fishing shop and the following dialogue ensued:KID: Sir do you have sardine packages? I feel hungry and wanna buy some.SELLER: Sorry ehn! This is...
SON: Dad, I got my girlfriend pregnant. DAD: What?! SON: No! I'm just kidding. I just failed my medical exams...
Two men are out ice fishing at their favourite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer.Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Rick says, "I think I'm going to...
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" she replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the...
Apkos went for a police position and had to answer a background question paper. The very last question stated, "It is midnight, and you find a burglar in your lounge, stealing...