General Jokes

A widower with three children got married to a widow with two kids and gave birth to three children together. One day a fight occurred amongst all the children. The woman tried to...

First blonde tells the other "I have done the pregnancy test!"SECOND BLONDE: Are the questions difficult?

There was a blonde who was driving her car on her way back home. Suddenly, her car breaks down. So she called a mechanic to fix the car. The mechanic said, "Your car has a battery...

Timi was racing around the compound on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks.Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! (He hit his bicycle on the...

Nokulunga Shandu, a young beautiful woman, was at a lake and decided to take a swim. She saw a man looking at her but she decided to swim anyway. After taking off her clothes she...

A man ran into a police station shouting, "Officer! Officer! Please, help! There is a bomb in my garden!" The officer replied, "Calm down sir, if no one claims it within 3 days,...

A Doctor and an Engineer were in love with the same lady.The Doctor gives the woman a rose everyday, while the Engineer gives an apple to the woman everyday. The Doctor was...

I was in somewhere in Lagos last week when a bullion van crashed into a pole and millions of naira was spilled. I was making for the cash when a policeman intercepted: POLICEMAN:...

Akpos came back from the bank with lots of money. Immediately he entered his house, he realised that criminals were after him. He heard a gunshot and that gave him a serious...

LAWYER: Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in Lagos a week ago from the village and barely knew his...