General Jokes
An 85 year old man witnessed a burglary at night, so the lawyer of the accused tried to discredit the 85 year old witness and asked, "You said you saw this guy at night committing...
An ugly woman walk in a store with her two kids, yelling at them.Akpors, the store clerk pleasantly said, "Good morning ma'am and welcome. Nice children. Are they twins?"The woman...
Two campers where walking down the woods when a big brown bear suddenly appears about 50 feet away from them.The first guy drops his backpack digs out a sneakers and begins to...
A very good friend of mine whose sister died two weeks ago saw me and accused me of not being a caring friend. He said to me, "My sister died two weeks ago and you refused to come...
There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs...
Akpos, a cripple, was arrested in connection with a stolen refrigerator. On the day of the judgment, the High Court judge said, Looking at you, I have seen that you can't be a...
FRIEND: You were so drunk last night...ME: No I wasn't!FRIEND: You called a taxi to take you home.ME: Yes so I will not be involved in an accident.FRIEND: [SMH] The party was at...
I was walking past a grave yard and I was reading some of the writings carved on the grave stone.A Yoruba woman's own read: ''Mrs. Opeyemi died in a terrible car accident. R.I.P...
A signboard outside a restaurant said:"Eat as much as you can and let your grandchildren pay the bill".A man entered the restaurant, ate as much as he can and when the waiter gave...