General Jokes
A man who was driving with his wife in the car was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. MAN: What's the problem, officer?OFFICER: You were going at...
That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.
A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport.On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan!...
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the...
One day, Musa was tending to his livestock when he noticed that one of his cows was completely cross-eyed. He called up a veterinarian friend of his who told him to bring in his...
One day a man went to the bar and this conversation followed.MAN: Give me 8 shots of whiskey!BARTENDER: Whats wrong man?MAN: I found out that my brother and my best friend are...
One day, a king held a party to look for the bravest man who will marry her daughter. He invited all the men in the land and told them that the person to swim across the pool with...
Akpos, Ken and Seth went to rob a supermarket at night. They decided not to give an answer to any question if they were unfortunately caught. A neighbor saw them, called the...
Akpors: My dad fell in the Well.Ekaite: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday.
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested! So much for companionship