General Jokes

Three sons left home to make their fortunes and did very well. one day, the three competitive brothers got back together to discuss the gift that they were giving their elderly...

One day a man went to the bar and this conversation followed.MAN: Give me 8 shots of whiskey!BARTENDER: Whats wrong man?MAN: I found out that my brother and my best friend are...

I was in the public toilets and had just sat down, a voice from the next cubicle said: VOICE: Hi, how are you?ME: Embarrassed I'm doing fine?VOICE: So what are you up to? ME:...

A man who was driving with his wife in the car was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. MAN: What's the problem, officer?OFFICER: You were going at...

Akpos enters a barber shop. The barber whispers to his customer:BARBER: This is the dumbest boy in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.The barber puts a N50 note in one hand...

A Japanese tourist hailed a taxi in Nigeria and asked to be taken to the Ahmadu Bello Airport.On the way, a car zoomed by and the tourist responded, "Oh! Toyota - Made in Japan!...

Thambo entered a store that sells curtains.He said to the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."The salesman said, "Sir, we have a large selection of pink...

One of our co-worker went missing for a few hours and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking him, he quietly placed a...

Akpos and Boni went on a hike. Boni tripped and fainted. Akpos called an ambulance. AKPOS: Hello, my friend is dead. OPERATOR: Calm down make sure he is dead. There's silence,...

One day, a king held a party to look for the bravest man who will marry her daughter. He invited all the men in the land and told them that the person to swim across the pool with...