General Jokes
BOY: HiGIRL: What?BOY: How are you?GIRL: Do I know you?BOY: I am RICH.GIRL: OOh! My name is Mary but you can call me "BABY". Am 19 and I stay in Lavington. I love short, dark men...
A blonde was at home watching TV with her friends when she heard a noise. She ran out and saw a thief driving off in HER car."Did you see their face?" her friends asked when she...
A Farmer buys a young cock. As soon as it comes home, it rushes and mount all the 150 Hens. Farmer is impressed. At lunch, the cock again screws all 150 Hens, Farmer gets tense...
One of our co-worker went missing for a few hours and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. Rather than waking him, he quietly placed a...
A Husband came back home one night, his wife threw her arms around his neck and said, "Honey, I'm one month overdue. It's like I'm pregnant! The Doctor conducted a test on me...
Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000. The loan officer was quite taken...
A Reverend father was praying over the offering in church. Akpos opened his eyes and saw the father taking five thousand naira out of the bowl. The father saw that Akpos caught...
An robber ordered his victim to surrender all the money he had on him. The victim fearfully obeyed.After collecting the money, the robber asked his victim if he had brought all...
50 cent, Birdman & Akpos got a heli crash and landed on a very large mountain. They saw an inscription on the mountain say:"Run towards the edge and shout out your biggest wish"50...