General Jokes
That awkward moment when valentines day is around the corner, and the only person that loves you is your mom.
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. Thefarmer puts the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business. The young...
Akpors: My dad fell in the Well.Ekaite: Oh my God! Is he alright? Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday.
One fateful day, Mr. Death came to Akpos DEATH: Akpos, today is your dayAKPOS: But I am not ready!DEATH: Well your name is the next on my list.AKPOS: Okay why don't you take a...
Akpos and Boni went on a hike. Boni tripped and fainted. Akpos called an ambulance. AKPOS: Hello, my friend is dead. OPERATOR: Calm down make sure he is dead. There's silence,...
One day, a king held a party to look for the bravest man who will marry her daughter. He invited all the men in the land and told them that the person to swim across the pool with...
A man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a...
John works for an electrical fitting company in Lagos Island and gets paid every Friday. But for the past couple of Fridays, five thugs would be at the station, where he usually...
JULIUS MALEMA: Hello, I would like to order some guns, please. GUNSMITH: Some what? (The line is bad)JULIUS: Guns (Getting louder) GUNSMITH: Sorry, I can hardly hear, please...
During a burial ceremony the Rev stated "this man lying here was a honest, truthful and faithful husband and father..." The late man's wife turned to her son and said "Junior...