General Jokes
At dawn, the telephone rings. "Hello, Mr Robert? This is Asher, your country house caretaker" "Ah yes, Asher. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Erm...I am just calling...
A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.Before...
I went to a cinema with Akpos, on getting to the cinema we saw a bald guy, I showed the guy to Akpos and said "Look at fresh head, this one is good to slap, but I'm afraid of the...
You stop and pick up a nice hitch-hiking girl. Suddenly she loses consciousness and you take her to a hospital. This is STRESS! In the hospital you are being told that she is...
Akpos stumbles up to the only other customer Osas in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. OSAS: Why? Of course!AKPOS: Where are you from? OSAS: I'm from Nigeria.AKPOS: You...
The Nigerian Police, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The UN President decides to give them a test. He releases a...
* In Maths: A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.* In Biology: It's the exchange of germs from one mouth to another. * In Chemistry: It's a process of testing the ph...
A young man wished to marry a farmers beautiful daughter. He went to the farmer to ask his permission. The Farmer looked him over and said, Son, go stand out in that field. Im...
Akpos came back from school with bad grades which made his father was very upset.FATHER: You are too dull, sometimes I wonder if you are my son. When I was like you, I was so...
A lady went to store to buy a parrot and asked the sale's man,"whats so special about the parrot?" Sale's man says the parrot can talk so the lady asks the parrot, "how do i look...