Marriage Jokes

A girl calls her boyfriend...GIRL: Baby, please I have a wedding to attend on Saturday and I'm amongst the Bridal Train. Give me N50,000 to buy and sew the wedding cloth, buy...

FATHER-IN-LAW: Young man, you're coming to seek my daughter's hand in marriage and you're chewing gum. That's a sign of disrespect! MAN: Sir, I only chew gum when I drink or...

There was a group of men gathered at a church conference on "how to live in a loving relationship with your wife".The men were asked, "How many of you love your wife?" All the men...

KWAME: Why do you want to divorce your Wife? I thought you two were madly in love?AKPOS: She smiles a lot when she sleeps, I think she's has another husband in her DREAMS!

A couple returns from their honeymoon refusing to speak to each other. The groom's best friend takes him aside and asks what's wrong. "Well," replies the man, "when we finished...

A husband and his wife were arguing on who is more scared between the both of them.After a long argument, they decided to ask their two kids.The first Kid, Junior, says, "Dad is...

Little Johnny and Susie are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Susie's father to ask...

A married man died before having sex with his wife. The wife then cuts his manhood, embalms and fixed it on the wall. Each night, she went to the wall to satisfy herself. One day...

One day, Akpos and his wife were on the bed having an honest conversation...WIFE: How many women have you slept with?AKPOS: Only you baby. I slept with other women with my eyes...

WIFE: Our new neighbour always kisses his wife when he goes to work. Why don't you do that?!HUSBAND: How can I? I don't even know her!

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