Marriage Jokes
Dear ladies, there are two kinds of husbands... FIRST TYPE: Calm, Handsome, Responsible, Understanding, Caring, Loving and One who listens to the Wife. Second type: Your own...
A Lady had been married to a man for a while, yet she is so hot that every time her husband goes away on a business trip, she invites not one, not two, but three men to come over...
Akpos and his wife were traveling to Italy by air. After they had settled in the air, the pilot made an announcement, “Ladies and gentlemen, we are sorry to announce that one of...
The biggest example of corruption is a wedding ceremony where people will spray you and your spouse only 200 naira and still eat rice and chicken and drink which sums up to over...
WIFE: Honey, what are you looking for?HUSBAND: Nothing.WIFE: Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?HUSBAND: I was just looking for the expiry date.
Even if your wife uses dual sim phone, save both the numbers under one name: WIFENever save it as "Wife 1" and "Wife2"!Forwarded from a Hospitalized Husband.
1. If you want to change the world, do it when you are a bachelor cause when you are married, you can't even change your TV channel2. Listening to wifey is like reading the terms...
A boy and his Dad were talking last night about love and marriage.The boy's Dad told him that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to his Mum would be like. It seems...
A Chinese Man requested a divorce and appeared in a courtroom.JUDGE: Mr. Hu, please give a valid reason for your divorce with Mrs. Hu.MR. HU: My lord. Me no come, she no come,...
He was a widower and she a widow. They had known each other for a number of years being secondary school classmates and having attended class reunions in the past without fail....