Marriage Jokes
A man married very pretty girl and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want - and I don't expect any hassle...
Even though it was raining heavily outside, I made it the half-mile to the bakery, where I asked the owner for six rolls. "Your wife must like rolls," he said. "How do you know...
A woman was at home when she heard someone knock at the door. She went and opened the door and saw a man standing there.He asked the lady, "Do you have a vagina?"She slammed the...
HUSBAND: Honey, whenever you are down, just go straight to the mirror and say "wow! I'm so cute and you will be relieved."WIFE: Thanks sweetie, you know what's good for me.HUSBAND...
WIFE: I wrote your name on sand it got washed. I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then I wrote your name on my...
A man approached a very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why...
After a serious disagreement, the husband said to the wife at bed timeHUSBAND: Good night mother of three.WIFE: Good night father of none!
A man gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says...
A woman tells her friend she is getting married for the fourth time."How wonderful! I hope you don't mind me asking, what happened to your first husband?""He ate poisonous...
A driver was driving his boss to airport, the boss realized that he forgot an important document at home, so he went back home.His wife was bathing with a soap on her face, he tip...