Marriage Jokes
A man caught is wife in bed with is friend and out of anger he took is gun and killed is friend! Out of fear his wife shouted "FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! if you continue like this you...
Dear Marty, I have been unable to sleep since I broke off your engagement to my daughter. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too sensitive about your Mohawk, tattoo and...
Akpos calls up the Hotel manager from his room.AKPOS: Please come fast, I was having an argument with my wife and she says shes gonna jump out of the window.MANAGER: Sir, I am...
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: Man, I went on a date with her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my...
Wife hit her husband with frying pan. HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in your pocket with the name Jenny on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a race last week and...
A man said to his wife "Honey I've been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack...
A guy sits in a taxi and sees his wife entering a hotel with another man,and tells the driver "do you want to earn $500 right away?". The driver excitedly said "what do I have to...
Tom and his hot wife were playing golf when the ball suddenly goes inside someone's house. They enter the house and see a broken bottle and a man. MAN: I want to thank you. I am a...
An old married couple were traveling by car. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room at a hotel. But, they...