Medical Jokes

A man working with an electric saw accidentally cuts off all of his fingers. At the emergency room, his doctor says, "Give me the fingers, and I'll see what I can do."The injured...

A newly married couple decided they wanted children, but didn't know how to go about it. Questions and conversations with friends and relatives proved no help, until a neighbour...

The following conversation took place between a pregnant woman and her doctor:WOMAN: Is it a boy or a girl?DOCTOR: I'm afraid it's a hermaphrodite.WOMAN: What does that mean?...

A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra (sex pills) for him. The doctor asks why he needs such a strong dose? The man explains that he...

Julius rushed to the emergency room in an hospital with his finger which had been shot."How did this happen?" The doctor asked."I was trying to commit suicide!" Julius said."...

AKPOS: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.DOCTOR: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

A woman walked into a hospital with her 2 year old daughter. Walking into the doctor's office, the woman said, "Doctor my daughter is 2 years, she cant sit, talk or walk!" Another...

A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "...

When Chidinma went for her annual check-up, the doctor asked her to undress and lie down on the examination table. Her uneasiness evident, Chidinma said to the doctor, "Doctor, I...

While examining a female patient, Doctor tells her, Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."...

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