Medical Jokes

Patient: "Doctor, do you think that I shall live until I am ninety?" Doctor: "How old are you now?" Patient: "40" Doctor: "Do you drink, gamble, smoke, womanise or do you have any...

Akpos' wife was in the emergency room. She was having a baby. Few minutes later, the doctor came out and...DOCTOR: I've got good news and bad news. AKPOS: What happened doctor?...

The following conversation took place between a pregnant woman and her doctor:WOMAN: Is it a boy or a girl?DOCTOR: I'm afraid it's a hermaphrodite.WOMAN: What does that mean?...

A man goes to see his doctor and asks him to prescribe the strongest dose of Viagra (sex pills) for him. The doctor asks why he needs such a strong dose? The man explains that he...

Julius rushed to the emergency room in an hospital with his finger which had been shot."How did this happen?" The doctor asked."I was trying to commit suicide!" Julius said."...

A young husband and wife were sunning on a nude beach when a bee buzzed into the woman's vagina. The husband covered her with a coat, pulled on his shorts, carried her to the car...

AKPOS: Doctor, when I take a bath I get wet.DOCTOR: Ok, next time when you are going to take a bath, turn off the tap.

A woman walked into a hospital with her 2 year old daughter. Walking into the doctor's office, the woman said, "Doctor my daughter is 2 years, she cant sit, talk or walk!" Another...

A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "...

When Chidinma went for her annual check-up, the doctor asked her to undress and lie down on the examination table. Her uneasiness evident, Chidinma said to the doctor, "Doctor, I...

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