Medical Jokes

While examining a female patient, Doctor tells her, Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now let me see that cute little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."...

Santa went to a doctor and asked, "What is your fees for visiting a patient's home?"The Doctor replied, "$300."The Doctor took his bike. Santa sat behind him and reached a house....

A man went to a neighbourhood doctor for a medical test, the doctor told him that he has a low sperm count. But the man was adamant. He said, "Doctor, I can't have low sperm count...

Akpos walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger. After finishing, she looks around for a piece of cotton to...

Akpos is ill and goes to the doctor and describes his illness...AKPOS: Doctor, I am always feeling weak.DOCTOR: (gives him a medicine) You must always take four tea-spoonful of...

One day at the LUTH Hospital in Lagos, a man suspected of having a contagious disease is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his...

Akpos went to his doctor after a long illness.The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Akpos in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer,...

A young doctor had just opened office and felt really excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor told her to send him in.Pretending to be a busy...

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas (mess), but it really doesn't bother me too much because they never smell and are always silent...

PATIENT: Doctor! I'm I ugly? DOCTOR: You're not ugly.PATIENT: But everybody says I'm ugly!DOCTOR: Listen, you are not ugly!PATIENT: I know I'm ugly.DOCTOR: You look like a fine,...

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