Medical Jokes

A small boy named Akpos lived in a village in Warri, Nigeria. None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "...

When Chidinma went for her annual check-up, the doctor asked her to undress and lie down on the examination table. Her uneasiness evident, Chidinma said to the doctor, "Doctor, I...

Akpos walks into a clinic to have his blood type taken. The nurse goes about taking the blood sample from his finger. After finishing, she looks around for a piece of cotton to...

Akpos is ill and goes to the doctor and describes his illness...AKPOS: Doctor, I am always feeling weak.DOCTOR: (gives him a medicine) You must always take four tea-spoonful of...

One day at the LUTH Hospital in Lagos, a man suspected of having a contagious disease is lying in bed with a mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his...

Akpos went to his doctor after a long illness.The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked Akpos in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer,...

A young doctor had just opened office and felt really excited. His secretary told him a man was here to see him. The young doctor told her to send him in.Pretending to be a busy...

A man went to a neighbourhood doctor for a medical test, the doctor told him that he has a low sperm count. But the man was adamant. He said, "Doctor, I can't have low sperm count...

As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.He asks if you're afraid and you shake...

A Nigerian Tourist went on a trip to China. While in China, the tourist was sexually promiscuous and didn't use condom at all.A week after arriving back home, he woke up one...