Medical Jokes

Akpos was being discharged from a Mental Hospital after doctors thought he was finally back to normal. He was put in an ambulance to be taken back home. He claimed he knew the...

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up?' God...

A 90 year old man, who married an 18 year old young girl, went to see a doctor:OLD MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?DOCTOR: OK. Let me tell you a story. A...

One morning at a doctor's clinic, a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain. The doctor examines him and asks, "Tell me, what happened to your back?" The patient replies...

Akpos went for HIV test in a hospital on Friday and was told to come back on Monday for the result.When he got to church on Sunday, the pastor declared to the people that, ''...

A pregnant woman was delivering but she was finding it very difficult. The nurses as usual yelled at her: "Push!..." But there were no signs of the baby coming forth, no matter...

A woman runs into a doctor's office and says, "DOCTOR! DOCTOR! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body hurts!" The doctor replied, "Show me." So the woman poked her...

An old man, Mr Kwame, was living the last of his life in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Mercy asked if there was anything wrong. "Yes,...

A doctor wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.Akpos, I am going hunting tomorrow. I dont want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the...

A sick old woman in a hospital won 50 Million naira. The poor Doctor was afraid to break the news to her thinking that she might go into a coma. So he went and put it this way to...