School Jokes

Teacher: If u have 10 doughnuts and someones asks for 2, how many do u have left?Akpors: 10 doughnuts.Teacher (understanding how naughty Akpors could be): Well what if the person...

TEACHER: Draw a diagram of bacteria. [Few minutes later]KID: Here it is sir. TEACHER: Where? You haven't drawn anythingKID: Sir, can you see bacteria without microscope?

The students of Warri Grammar School went on excursion to Egypt. On the tomb of Pharaoh was written "1102BC".The teacher now asked "who knows what this means?" Nobody except Akpos...