School Jokes

TEACHER: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. JOHNNY: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

A boy, writing his WAEC exams, went to the exam centre with his boss. The boss waited at the gate while he sat to write his Commerce paper. After the exams, he met his boss at...

TEACHER: What do you call a Bee from America? CLASS: (silent) TEACHER: So,...

TEACHER: Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? AKPOS: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time.

TEACHER: Mention one expensive drug you know. STUDENT: Samsung galaxy tablet.

In a WAEC English Language examination, one of the questions asked was: "Write a letter to your uncle telling him about your new school.''After writing for about twenty minutes,...

One day, Akpos was in class when the teacher walked in. After teaching for sometime, the teacher decided to make the class an interactive one. Here's what ensued...TEACHER: Who is...

Kiwali came home from school and met his father in the living room...KIWALI: Daddy, I got a 100 marks in school today! FATHER: Why, that's wonderful! What did you get the hundred...

On the first day in a boarding school, the Principal addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules, saying, The female dormitory (hostel) will be out-of-bounds for all...

TEACHER: What is the axis of the earth?STUDENT: The axis of the earth is an imaginary line which passes from one pole to the other and on which the earth revolves.TEACHER: Very...