School Jokes

BOY: My little brother is so smart! Hes only in nursery school and he can spell his name backwards and forwards.TEACHER: Really? Whats his name?BOY: Lawal.

TEACHER: If 44 is 'Forty Four', what is 224? AKPOS: Its not fair, you always do the easy ones and leave the hard ones for me.

In a primary school class...TEACHER: Cynthia, stand up and tell us the opposite of man.CYNTHIA: Ma, the answer is woman.TEACHER: Good! Akpos, stand up and tell us the opposite of...

Akpos came back from school singing out loud and dancing. His father were wondering why Akpos was sohappy and decided to ask him.DAD: My son, I have never seen you in this mood in...

In a school examination...TEACHER: You will have 10 minutes for each question.AKPOS: And how long for each answer?

It was the final examination for an introductory English course at the local university. The examination was two hours long, and exam booklets were provided. The professor was...

A teacher was teaching words and opposite and pointed to Akpos to stand up and answer some questions:TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go....

AKPORS: I don't like my maths teacher.MUM: Why?AKPORS: He is confused!MUM: How?AKPORS: Day before yesterday, he said 5 + 4 = 9, yesterday he said 3 + 6 = 9 and today he said 2 + 7...

TEACHER: What's the difference between pollution and solution? AKPOS: When a politician drowns in water, that's pollution. But when they all drown, that...

Akpos was in an English class when the teacher was explaining different types of nouns to the class.TEACHER: An abstract noun is something you can see but you cannot touch. Who...