School Jokes
TEACHER: George, not only chopped down his father's cherry tree but also admitted doing it. Now, Akpos do you know why his father didn't punish him?AKPOS: Because George still had...
TEACHER: Don't steal, don't lie, don't cheat, don't sell drugs. Can someone tell us why we shouldn't do these things?AKPOS: Because the government hates competition!
TEACHER: Akpos, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? AKPOS: A teacher!
TEACHER: How do we keep our school clean? AKPOS: By staying at home!
TEACHER: What are you doing?AKPOS: I am writing a letter.TEACHER: To who?AKPOS: To myself. TEACHER: What's inside the letter.AKPOS: How am I supposed to know, I haven't received...
My teacher stood me up in class and pointed a ruler at me and said "At the end of this ruler is an Idiot".I spent the whole day in detention because I asked him which end he was...
A Professor at the University was giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise...
TEACHER: If your father has N10, and you asked for N5, how much will your father have?AKPOS: N10TEACHER: You don't know Maths.AKPOS: You don't know my father!
John wrote a test and a week later the teacher give the test papers back.On John's test paper he wrote 'idiot!'. John goes to the teacher and says "you were meant to give me a...
A Pakistani boy was admitted in an American school TEACHER: What's ur name?BOY: MohammadTEACHER: No, you're in America your name is Johnny from todayThe boy went homeMOM: How was...