School Jokes

Akpos asked Chichi in a library; Do you mind if I sit beside you?" Chichi answered with a loud voice; "I DONT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!All the students in the library...

We have three classes of poverty. Primary, Secondary and Tertiary poverty. Teacher asks "who can explain the three classes of poverty?" Akpos stood up and said "Sir we are...

Teacher: What is a baby lizard called?Akpos: a baby lizard is called lizzybaby.

Teacher: "I am beautiful" what tense is that Akpos: Obviously past tense!

During the exam, Akpos kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying.? When collecting the paper...

TEACHER: Akpos expand the bracket...x(a b)=yAKPOS: x(a b)=y x ( a b ) = y x ( a b ) = y x ( a b ) = yTEACHER: Akpos...

Papa Akpos :- My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do???Akpos' Teacher :- Your son no know book at all, He no fit spell "LION"Papa Akpos :- Ah Ah You know say na...

Teacher: Who can state one different between a bird and a fly?Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird!

TEACHER: Wat happened in 1809?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was born.. TEACHER: Wat happened in 1819?.. AKPOS: Abraham Lincoln was 10 years old

Akpos was in the classroom when his teacher gave a class work that everybody in class should draw a goat eating grass. When they all finish drawing they submitted their work for...