School Jokes
In an English class...TEACHER: Can anyone spell, 'Delicious'.Akpos stood up confidently...AKPOS: D I L I S O U S, DELICIOUS.TEACHER: Nonsense Akpos! You are as useless as the P in...
In a Physics class...TEACHER: How do you convert centimeter to meter?AKPOS: You remove centi.
TEACHER: Akpos, you've a good result; B2 in English, A1 in Biology, B3 in Agric, B2 in Economics, A1 in Maths, B3 in Commerce.AKPOS: Thank you sir.TEACHER: But Akpos, why did you'...
Akpos farts (pollutes the air) in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out. He goes and sits outside the class. The principal walks by and sees him...
In a Social Studies class...TEACHER: A woman who is 100% sure of where are husband is, is called?AKPOS: A widow.
PREMIERSHIP WAEC EXAMINATION.DURATION: 48 HrsATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.SECTION A.1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea and the rise of Leicester in relation to season 2015/16 (20marks).2....
In an International Mathematics competition...How do you write 4 in between 5?CHINESE: Is this a Joke?JAPANESE: Impossible!AMERICAN: The question is wrong.BRITON: Not found on the...
In an English Class...TEACHER: "I killed a person". Convert this sentence into future tense. AKPOS: "You will go to jail".
TEACHER: What is the opposite of good?LINDA: BadTEACHER: Correct! (Looking at Akpos) You, what is the opposite of original?AKPOS: China...
In an English Class...TEACHER: The sentence, 'My father had money' is in the past. Now Akpos, what tense would you be speaking in if you said, 'My father has money'?Akpos promptly...