You're Dying

A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results.

"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "Give it to me straight, Doc. How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor says sadly.

"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? Years? What?!"

"Nine..."

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@t.m.l's picture

HA,ORDER FOR FAST FOOD,FORGET ABOUT YOU DEBTS

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Ash's picture

Start praying oo

Fatih's picture

Work on it very quick and go and get food and if you don't mind, i have garri

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Huh??

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