Surprise Call
Submitted by Anonymous on Fri, 11/06/2015 - 18:18
A girl calls a guy who has been trying to toast her for over a year...
GIRL: Hello cutie.
GUY: (surprised) Hey beauty, I didn't hope you'll ever call me.
GIRL: I'm all alone at home and I was kind of wondering if you can come over to my place because I'm feeling very horny right now.
GUY: OMG! I'll be right there in 5 minutes.
At the girl's house...
GIRL: Are you going to keep looking at me or take off your clothes and let's have sex?
GUY: Yes
After taking off his clothes...
GIRL: (laughs and shouts) APRIL FOOL!
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lyk criously...sis he wil
Moomeenarh
lyk criously...sis he wil rape ur dstiny!
I PITY YHUR LYF..!
Moomeenarh
I PITY YHUR LYF..!
I will rape ha lyk mad
Anonymous
I will rape ha lyk mad
Lol hahaha
Everjoy
Lol hahaha
I will destroy her life that
Timex
I will destroy her life that day
That was one hell of a joke
concerned citizen
That was one hell of a joke,but i gotta say Y'all going to jail dear rapist n destroyers
Bros wil rape her destiny
Beauty
Bros wil rape her destiny after dat he wil say same APRIL FOOL 2 her...(do me i do u man no go vex)
April Fool after making him
WONDAMAZIN EMPEROR
April Fool after making him horny=Super Magnificent Sexual Assault
lol
4Reign
lol
no sane person would ever try that.
...she'll get what's coming to her
Una comment section full with
Demon queen
Una comment section full with rapist o. Lol. But forget her yansh go hear am
Una comment section full with
Demon queen
Una comment section full with rapist o. Lol. But forget her yansh go hear am
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