Soft Meat

A man walked into a hotel and ordered Jollof rice and meat, he finished eating his food and was eating his meat when he suddenly shouted and called for the manager!

MANAGER: Sir, what's the problem?

MAN: The meat you people gave me is very hard!

MANAGER: But sir our meats are well cooked there is no way it will be hard.

MAN: Ok eat it yourself and tell me how it is.

MANAGER: [eating the meat] but sir this meat is very soft, I don't know why you are complaining.

MAN: Why won't it be soft? Do you know how long I have been chewing it?

MANAGER: [Irritated] Oh My God!