Akpos The Bag Guy
TEACHER: What do you do after class?
1ST STUDENT: I buy weed from Akpos.
2ND STUDENT: I go to Akpos' house to buy a cigarette.
3RD STUDENT: I pass by Akpos' house to buy gin.
4TH STUDENT: I always go home to do my assignments.
TEACHER: Great!!! I hereby nominate you as class perfect to be a good example to your colleagues...What's your name again?
4TH STUDENT: Akpos!