Don't Touch

A mother noticed her daughter's stomach bulging and immediately asked her, "ADUNNI! How did you get pregnant?! Didn't I tell you to say "DON'T" if a man touches your breast, and say "STOP" if he touches your private?"

The daughter replied, "Yes mum, I did that, but he was touching both at the same time and I had to say, "DON'T STOP!".
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Hmmmm

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