Good News and Bad News
Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 01/23/2013 - 13:38
A man answers the telephone, and it's an emergency room doctor.
DOCTOR: Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost both arms and legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life.
MAN: My God! What's the good news?
DOCTOR: I'm kidding. She's dead!
DOCTOR: Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost both arms and legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life.
MAN: My God! What's the good news?
DOCTOR: I'm kidding. She's dead!
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