This Is Kerosene
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 11/23/2015 - 15:27
An Igbo engineer can't find a job so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside... "GET TREATMENT FOR N20,000 - IF NOT CURED, GET BACK N100,000" A lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn N100,000 and goes to the clinic... LAWYER: I have lost my sense of taste. IGBO MAN: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth." LAWYER: Ugh.. this is kerosene. IGBO MAN: Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20,000. The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money... LAWYER: I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything. IGBO MAN: Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth. LAWYER: (annoyed) This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste. IGBO MAN: Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me N20,000" The fuming lawyer pays him and then comes back a week later determined to get back N100,000. LAWYER: My eyesight has become very weak. IGBO MAN: Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k. LAWYER: (staring at the cash) But this is N20,000, not N100,000. IGBO MAN: Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me N20,000.