Onion Penis

While doing a vasectomy (birth control surgery), the doctor slipped and cut off one of the mans balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an ONION.

Several weeks later, the patient returned for a check-up.

Hows your physical relation with wife? the doctor asked.

Pretty good, the man said, to the doctors relief.

But then he added, Ive had some strange side effects.

Whats that? the doctor asked anxiously.

Well, every time I piss, my eyes water. When my wife gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn. And every time I pass a sharwama stand, I get a hard-on!
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