Sleeping With The Pastor's Wife

A guy walks up to his friend one Sunday and says, "I'm sleeping with the pastor's wife. Can you hold him in church after service for me?"

The friend agrees and after mass, he starts talking to the pastor and asking him all kind of stupid questions just to keep him occupied.

After about an hour, the pastor gets angry and asks the guy what's up.Feeling guilty, the guy confesses, "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now."

The pastor then smiles and says, "You should run back home and check your wife, my wife has been dead for years."

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@Flavozee
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adewaley's picture

the guy don enter one chance. gobeee

spdimidine's picture

Mumu is well played kenan, be wise tomorrow no do ITK

B o n e s -'s picture

Only evil begets evil .

Smart's picture

No go again na

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