Two Ripe Oranges
Submitted by Anonymous on Mon, 03/02/2015 - 20:23
A husband tries to leave the house at night but his wife stops him...
WIFE: Where are you going to?
HUSBAND: I'm going to the farm.
WIFE: Going to the farm this night?! To do what?
HUSBAND: On my way coming back home yesternite, I saw two ripe oranges. So I'm going there to suck the oranges.
WIFE. Ok. I'm also going to the market this night too.
HUSBAND: To do what?
WIFE: On my way coming back from the market yesterday, I saw an unripe plantain that was very hard and big, so I'm going to check if it's still ripe enough for me to eat.
WIFE: Where are you going to?
HUSBAND: I'm going to the farm.
WIFE: Going to the farm this night?! To do what?
HUSBAND: On my way coming back home yesternite, I saw two ripe oranges. So I'm going there to suck the oranges.
WIFE. Ok. I'm also going to the market this night too.
HUSBAND: To do what?
WIFE: On my way coming back from the market yesterday, I saw an unripe plantain that was very hard and big, so I'm going to check if it's still ripe enough for me to eat.
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