What Do You Have?
MAN: Marry me?
WOMAN: Do you have a flat?
WOMAN: Do you have a Camry car?
WOMAN: How much is your salary?
MAN: No salary, but I...
WOMAN: No but! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please before I open eyes for you!
MAN: But I have one estate, 3 landed properties in GRA, 3 Ferraris, 2 Porsches and 2 G wagons. Why do I still need to buy a Camry? How can I be paid salary when actually I'm the BOSS?
WOMAN: That's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you.