What Should I Wear?

A man, who was called to testify at the EFCC asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.

"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let them think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.

Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice, "Don't let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."

Confused, the man went to his Pastor, told him of the conflicting advice and requested some resolution of the dilemma.

"Let me tell you a story," replied the Pastor. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night.

"Wear a heavy, long, flannel night-gown that goes right up to your neck." But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice.

"Wear your most sexy underwear."

The man protested, "What does all this have to do with my problem with the EFCC?"

The Pastor replied, "No matter what you wear my son, you are going to get screwed."

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